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Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 20, 2011 at 12:16am

Computer Contest - Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had
been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it, I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes. They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards. They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed
this and became irate.

"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves.

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 20, 2011 at 12:07am

1) Thou shalt not gossip. Prov. 18:8 Before any evil story whispered in the ear is passed on, it should be treated as the housewife treats apples for a pie ... first peeled, then quartered, and cored, then what remains liberally sugared.

(2) Thou shalt not use a multitude of empty words. Prov. 10:19. Your tongue reveals the nature of your thinking and your character. The divine Master Himself admonishes the children of men to "let your admonishes be yea, yea, nay, nay, for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil."

(3) Thou shalt not boast. Prov. 27:2 A small man makes long, loud boastings in order to center the spotlight of attention on himself; the great man works quietly, Silently polishing the beacon that it may guide the ship safely into the desired haven.

(4) Thou shalt not flatter. Prov. 26:28 Someone has said that "Flattery is like soft soap; it is 90% lye" - and you can count on the ratio being just about right. The words of the man or woman who would flatter you, according to the psalmist, who had a great deal of experience with that sort of thing, are "softer than oil, yet withdrawn swords."

(5) Thou shalt not grumble. Phil. 2:14 The prescription for this malady is to saturate your life with loving kindness. Let it enter every pore and the process will be absolutely foolproof against the gnawing frets and worries that are worse than termites, to eat the soul out of you.

(6) Thou shalt not backbite or slander. Psalm 64:3 The tongue that backbites or slanders is the weapon that empties churches, pours streams of bickering humans into divorce courts, fills our jails with wretched humanity, and lashes men and woman to Satan's kingdom.

(7) Thou shalt not mock or make fun. Job 11:3 Let us learn sympathy and give our fellows a helping hand instead of mockery, no matter how peculiar or odd they may be. Remember angels visit the earth in all kinds of guises.

(8) Thou shalt not lie. Ex. 20:16 The first recorded lie was told in the garden of Eden. Since then, the practice has spread like a plague throughout the whole earth. Everyone hates a lying tongue.

(9) Thou shalt not swear. Ex. 20:7 Profanity is the official language of the devil's kingdom. Have no part in it for it will disqualify you for heaven.

(10) Thou shalt not argue in anger. Hosea 7:16 Whatever the provocation is remember that "silence is golden" and that "a soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger" Prov. 15:11-

Comment by THOMAS JOHN TAYLOR on July 17, 2011 at 12:26am

THE HUMAN ALLIANCE, MAYBE MORE, IF WE CAN BECOME ALLIES.
THAT'S IT, “ALLIES OF ALEINS” THE SUPERNOVA CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE UNIVERSE, HONORING THE “SOURCE CODE” AS THE PRIMARY ROOT BASE. DEDICATION TO ALL AND EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS OR DON'T EXIST. YOU ARE THE YOUNGST LEGION OF CONSCIOUSNESS. ENJOY
LEISURE, PLAY, BECOME
LIKE CHILDREN.
LOOK AT THIS PLANET
CLEAN IT UP
NEVER KILL
NEVER STEAL
NEVER LIE
NEVER CHEAT
STOP BEING GREEDY
ENCOURAGE EQUALITY
STOP HUNGER
STOP NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION
STOP WAR
STOP CRIME
STOP SLAVERY
STOP PRISONS, START MOON OCCUPATION, GALACTIC EXPLORATION
COMIC PERSUASION
THE HUMAN CONDITION
A STEP TOWARD FAILURE
JUST THE WAY IT IS
LIVE LOVE WITH ALL YOUR LIFE
LIVE LIFE WITH ALL YOUR LOVE
UNIVERSAL RESPECT FOR ALL

Comment by THOMAS JOHN TAYLOR on July 11, 2011 at 10:21pm

Aloha From Hawaii, I Have Painted The Heart Symbol In Hundreds Of Images To Signify My Prayers For Peace, and Ending World Hunger. These Images will radiate My Intention, similiar to a Tibetan Prayer Wheel forever pulsating My Intention To Invoke Prayers That Seek An Answer, and Request Help From "GOD", Angels, and A Host Of Saints.

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 11, 2011 at 8:22pm

It is not about good life or love it is about creating unification and harmony. the acceptance of difference and to celebrate difference as within difference the answers to the problems will be within to crate the difference for unity upon the world

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 11, 2011 at 8:21pm

Can you ever love me for me?
For the me that I am true and true
Can you love me with my imperfections?
Can you see me as I am and not as what you want me to be?

Can you ever love me for me?
For the me that makes mistakes and speaks without thinking
Can you love me even when I am unreasonable?
Can you see me as I am and not for the Angel you seek?

Can you ever love me for me?
For the me that cries when a stranger child is hurt
Can you love me when I am sad without me having a reason to be?
Can you see me as I am not as what I once was?

Can you ever love me for me?

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 11, 2011 at 8:21pm

What is good? What is bad?

These are interesting questions that have bothered mankind for quite a few centuries. Many philosophers have tried to answer these questions. Let us try to understand it in depth, in the light of Jewish sources, and based on a famous Jewish story.

There is a story about the famed Chassidic Rabbi, Zushia of Anapoly who lived about two hundred years ago. Rabbi Zushia was known as living a pious, simple and G-d fearing life.

In a town near to Rabbi Zushia, there was a rabbinical college. The students were studying the Talmud and came to the passage that said: "we must thank G-d for the good as well as the bad." The students were puzzled. Thanking G-d for the good, that's understandable and reasonable; but thanking G-d for the bad? That didn't make any sense.

They brought this question to the attention of the dean of the college. He stroked his long beard and pondered the question. "Yes, this is a question that only Rabbi Zushia can answer. Go to his house and ask him!"

The students decided to go immediately. Rabbi Zushia lived outside of the town. They walked beyond the town's limits and entered into the wooded forest. Following a narrow path, they soon arrived at a run-down shack that was Rabbi Zushia's abode. The windows were broken, the roof looked in need of repair and the walls were badly cracked. As Rabbi Zushia greeted them and led them in, they saw the abject poverty in which Rabbi Zushia lived. The chairs were wobbly and few. The other furnishings were shoddy and in poor repair.

Rabbi Zushia apologized for not having any thing to offer them to eat but perhaps a glass of hot water would be sufficient.

The students explained that they had come to ask him this question. "Why does it say in the Talmud that we must thank G-d for the good as well as the bad?"

Rabbi Zushia asked them, "Why come to me to ask me that question. I also can not understand it. Nothing bad has ever happened to me. Is it possible that G-d does anything bad?"

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 11, 2011 at 8:21pm

1..In the race of life,
Do not worry of people moving ahead of You.
Take ur own time,
But once u r ready to run,make sure u r the best Of all.

2..Heart Touching Sentence.!
"Your True
Character Is Most
Accurately
Measured By How
U Treat Those Who Can Do Nothing For You.!

3..Heart iS Not A
Dustbin
to Dump All D Worries n Pain
of Life
It iS A
Golden Pot
4 Collection of Swt Moments of ourLife
So b Hapy Always.

4..Tomorow's ystrdy is tody & ystrdy's tomoro is also tody.Bt tody's ystrdy was ystrdy's tody.So tomoro's tody is tody's tomoro!
Confused.

5..If U fall, dont see the place where U fell but see the place where U slipped.
Success in life is all about correcting mistakes

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 11, 2011 at 8:20pm

Don't think that no ones loved you,
because they've turned away.
Don't feel they didn't care for you,
because they couldn't stay.
Don't damn the world for not returning
the love you feel you've given.
Don't hate the one that you were yearning for,
because he couldn't make a commitment.
Just think of him as experience,
and think how much you've grown.
Think of him as the sacred prince
who placed you on a throne.
Think of all your times together,
feeling closer since you're apart.
Think of your plans of now and forever,
and hold them in your heart.
And don't let yourself feel so much hate
when he's no longer your other.
For when you're both at Heaven's gate,
that man will be your brother.

Comment by Catherine Hislop on July 11, 2011 at 8:20pm

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

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